Funniest Answers of April!


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- If you were going on a camping trip by yourself for a week, what might you do a lot of? - Masturbate
- Regarding dating, name something that moms warn their sons to avoid? - Strippers
- Name something that a man might try to cover up on a first date? - Boner

Belching Beaver
- Name something your spouse might do to prevent you from sleeping? - EXIST
- Name something that someone who gets dates HAS, that someone who DOESN'T get dates, does not have? - HERPES

Bootz Saloon
- Name an animal you wouldn’t want to escape from the zoo while you’re there on a date? - My Ex-Wife
- Name something you might do after a terrible experience at a restaurant? - Burn it to the FUCKING GROUND! 

Brass Alley
- What musical instrument could you see a cool three toed sloth playing? - Didgeridoo

Brass Monkey
- Name a way in which you wish your life was like a Hollywood movie? - Epic background music
- Name a celebrity who probably has a different Valentine's Day date every year? - Charlie Sheen
- Name some a doctor better not be afraid of? Anal cavity
- Name an animal that starts with the letter H that would be a disgusting meal for a Valentine's Day date? - Hot dog
- Name something a good neighbor kid might do for their elderly neighbor? - His wife
- Your billionaire date takes you on a trip to Italy. Name a tourist attraction that you go to see? Eiffel Tower
Name a place where it would be smart for a lawyer to advertise? - South Chicago

California Tap Room
- Name something that people have trouble opening? - A dildo shop in Salt Lake City
- What would be the worse way for a husband to find out that his wife of 10 years had been cheating on him? - He walks in, but he probably deserved it.

Ciro's Pizzeria
- Name something that a man might try to cover up on a first date? - A Boner.


The Green Mill
- What occupation would you want someone to have if you were stranded on a desert island with one other person? - Stripper

Jack's American Pub
- Name something that a woman keeps in her purse "just in case"? - a Vibrator
- Name a talent that you can't teach, but are just born with? - Wiggle your ears

McGregor's Ale House
- Name something a man might try to cover up on a first date? - His Boner
- Name someone you wouldn't want to get tipsy in front of? - Bill Cosby
- If you were going camping by yourself for a week, what might you do a lot of? - Masturbate

Red Rock Saloon
- Name something that your coworker in the cubicle next to you might do to annoy you? - Jerking off
- Name something you might do if you had a romantic day planned with your partner? - Anal?
- Name a profession where a woman might remove her ridiculous wedding ring right before work? - Prostate Examiner
- Name something you see in a jail cell? - Aaron Hernandez hanging by his fucking neck
- Name an occupation that you hope is great at their job 100% of the time? -  Happy Ending Masseuse
- Name something that a man might try to cover up on a first date? - His boner

Wander North Distillery
- What dangerous hobby does your new date habe that makes you think they might die before your second date? - Russian Roulette
Zi's Sports Pub
- What would you name your daughter if you wanted to name them after a queen? - Latifah
- Name something that men join? - Hair Club.
- What can animals do all the time that humans can only do camping? - Lick their balls

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